Hello darkness

When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.

Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."

by Bite za dust March 29, 2017

Moonshine in the dark

Moonshine in the dark is where you take some of your moon shine and slap the tip of the bottle in someone’s ass, Vortex it then furiously slurp the cunt out like your mothers mother Margaret

I just had some moonshine in the dark

by Harry The Bestus July 24, 2022

dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit

me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross

by jadkfjwreo October 28, 2017

Dark frosting

When an a person of Afro-Carribean decent inserts their penis into a bit of snow

It snowed heavily last night, so Mike did a bit of dark frosting

by Big_Spice December 14, 2021

Rapey dark

When you can see along your path but you can't see into the bushes

"Barbara don't go down that way it's rapey dark"

by Gherin September 21, 2019

dark spots

Places of discoloration, or the lack of color. Usually out of place when referring to something else.

The skin was cleared from dark spots.

by Abcvd January 4, 2024

Dark Brandon

Kamala Harris

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.

by Basstovsky July 31, 2024