A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
Get the Weed Ogremug. Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021
Get the Carson Weedmug. One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.
by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011
Get the Weed Teasemug. by Blownifer June 11, 2020
Get the Weed Freezemug. Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.
A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
by Planet12 May 25, 2025
Get the Church weedmug. by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019
Get the Weednessmug. 