Butt sEGGS

After having anal sex, crack a farm fresh egg into her ass. Fuck the egg, finish, then shit the egg into a pan and cook to completion. Enjoy.
“I gaped tf outta this chick, then we made butt sEGGS” -Evan Daddy
by Lil dick Richardson September 26, 2021
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butt fingies

Used to describe the smell of your fingers after scratching inside your butt crack.
Person 1: Why are you smelling your hand?

Person 2: I just scratched inside my butt crack and now I have butt fingies.
by Mikey the kid January 26, 2020
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faucet butt

When your stool is liquid and runs from anus like a faucet.
I drank to much beer last night and now I have Faucet Butt.
by Siosiekay March 28, 2020
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butt tornado

Noun. A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.
Hey dude! Imma put on the a.c. and heated seats on at the same time. That’ll cause a butt tornado. What’s a butt tornado? It’s A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.
by B-rizzle March 21, 2023
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butt-purr

She butt-purred and it stinks.
by Sneeker J December 29, 2007
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butt cpr

When two people press their buttholes together and then one person farts.
"Ayo! I ate chili cheese fries today so you know this butt cpr is about to get real!"
by CKMeredith July 22, 2020
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coochie butt

damn man, you got a coochie butt
by coochiemaster December 13, 2018
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