Australian Home Run

A foul ball that goes over the backstop.

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"

by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021

The Home

Where minority parents threaten to disown you and send you away forever.

Mom: "Did you talk back again?"
Dad: "Son, pack your things right now, we are sending you to THE HOME!"
Son: "Oh my god no please no please don't do this, PLEASE not THE HOME, why are you doing this?!"
Dad: "We're doing this because we love you."

by ninhursaag July 7, 2022

Home

My definition of home is the GYM. I go there everyday to get bigger and better.

Gym is my home

by Gymrat July 9, 2022

I’m going home

phrase by longbeachgriffy

Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!

by wubbableseiebe July 23, 2022

home

let me come home

“please let me come home”

by bilslove July 31, 2022

let's go home

three words that will make any tokyo ghoul fan cry

"come on... let's go home."

by livelaughjuuzou August 2, 2022

drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.

Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022