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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
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human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes
I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out
by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018
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the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_
someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian
by damndodie_ January 5, 2017
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Tri Human

1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.

3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.

4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.
The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.
by 1969DEEEPER February 5, 2017
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Hug a human day

Hug a person day is when any girl can hug their crush, boy, girl, BF, GF, stranger, or anyone else through out the day at anytime.
Peppa hugged George because it was national hug a human day.
by PEPPA what are you doing!!!!!! October 16, 2019
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Human

Stupid mammals with clothes
by Ig velocity_x October 24, 2019
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