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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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How tf

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*

How tf
How tf did you break into my house
by Ncthh5 June 12, 2022
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How Far

How Far meaning: It is a slang that originated from Nigeria that means a lot of things, depending on the expression and usage. E.g how far can be a greeting to someone, it can also be an update to a previous conversation and likewise well-being of a person. It does not have a single meaning.
How far with male’? Babe how far now, I still dey wait.
by Nashar October 7, 2023
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Hows

When someone is a hoe and also a fat cow
Bruv, you see those hows try and hit on me? That’s wack fam
by TheColorGreene June 9, 2022
mugGet the Howsmug.
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How to defend Jalen

Impossible, non existent, can’t happen
How to defend Jalen. You can’t goofy
by How to defend Jalen July 17, 2022
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How it be?

How it be? CUZ!
by Aztucieap85 April 30, 2023
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