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fistiest

When an individual has the greatest capacity for a good ole Fisting.
BRO 1: I fisted 3 girls last month!

BRO 2: Who took it the hardest?

BRO 1: Emily was definitely the Fistiest!
by Thayneframe June 2, 2016
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fistbumb

When the new girl tries to type Fist Bump but can't get her fingers to work.
"#MillenialFistBumb", she wrote.

His eyes lit with glee. "That's mine now," he fervently typed, rushing to Urban Dictionary to stake his claim. "Patent pending." He hit send.
by The Mattador November 30, 2016
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Fiston

When someone ejaculates on your fist, and you begin to fist them with it.
Clayton ejaculated on Ivonya's hand;then she began to fiston herself
by Pappy bless November 30, 2016
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fistical

To physically fight someone with your fists.
Damn That Nigga was fistical.
by ORIGINATEDGENIO March 12, 2017
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fisty bun

The term for people who enjoy assorted items placed into their rectum and anal passage. These people most often have names starting with T or L and can be found spending quality time with each other wondering what it would be like to have sex. Inevitably, the longer the decoy lasts, the more likely there will be a new employee placed into the vacant position. Get amongst it and pray for us.
Gee, look at that fucker in the gimp mask, I bet he's a fisty bun.

My name is Terry and I am a fisty bun. It has been 3 weeks since Ive had a fisty bun session. My goal is to insert a roll of glad wrap and re use it as a drop sheet.

(Shitstain)
by Prada Fart Flex May 19, 2017
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Fistmagnet

The word "Fistmagnet" is used about a person who attracts fists like a magnet. When you see a Fistmagnet, you get a big urge to punch him with your fists.

A Fistmagnet can be described in this way:

- He/she uses red shoes
- naxious captions on instagram and Facebook
- use duck face and poses for every pic
- posts instagram pics of girlfriend/boyfriend
guy 1: Oh look at that guy, he is a real fistmagnet!
fistmagnet: what are you going to do about it? punch me?
by Madsemann1 August 23, 2017
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fistdick

"Define it!"

Ok...
"When a man has a fist and and a forearm for a cock, thus resulting in maximum pain when penetrating"
"Oh no, he's gonna dick me with his fist!"
"Yeah we got kinky last night. He whipped out the fistdick 😏"
"When a man has an extra large penis, or more moistly, his fist and forearm."
by The all knowing turtle April 19, 2018
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