Ethan Verry

Ethan Verry is a little goblin that likes little kids

Did you hear about Ethan Verry? He ran into the preschool bathroom a few hours ago

by Jud3wyd December 1, 2023

Ethan

Blob Fish

Ethan is Fat shit, that does no work in class and makes stupid comments on everything

by Sagareadysteady June 4, 2019

Ethan Hawke

The hottest man alive…

PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”

Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀

Me: Even better 😋🤤

by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.

Oh wow look at Ethan. What a cunt that won't get anywhere in life.

by rawrxdkms June 2, 2018

Ethan boyd

Ethan boys is a fag
And looks hella gay he is a good wrestler and sometimes he most of time straight up eats poo and his best friend is named mehki and hes black they make the perfect couple.

Ethan Boyd means ugly kid Wow I was in the bathroom and I was taking a dump and I was trying to be nice so I gave some of my poo to Ethan to eat

by My guy im always right October 23, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a orange stupid fat fuck who regularly sits outside fast food restaurants scavenging for smoked roll ups (mainly McDonald’s). He is a well known scrounger amongst family & friends and frequently requests to ‘borrow’ money with absolutely no intention of ever paying them back. Ethan’s dream as a child was to reach ELITE 1 Division in FUT.. however due to unfortunate circumstances, ethan sustained an injury to his left index finger meaning he’s absolutely awful & will never achieve this dream.. Unfortunately, this led to a spiral of uncharacteristic behaviours & now Ethan is a hobo.

Ethan Fifa

by spoonn November 23, 2021

Ethan

Perfect

Ethan is perfect Literally

by Cheyradarcy1111 April 16, 2019