crack pony

A person who acts super crazy.

They were such crack pony's today.

by SkyeWolf May 1, 2008

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cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

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crack jazz

n. A piece of jazz music that involves musicians playing extremely fast runs (usually during solos) throughout the song, as if the musicians were on crack, speed, or some other stimulant drug when they recorded the song.

Listen to some Miles Davis and John Coltrane recordings if you want to listen to classic "crack jazz". For a more modern example, look up songs by the New York Big Band on Youtube.

by Jimmy "Sax Machine" Phillips July 12, 2009

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cracked back

(v.) Feeling tore up, exhausted.
(adv.)Not caring about your appearance to others or yourself.
(adj.)Being so high off of dope that your eyelids are peeled back into your face.

That lady looks like she hasn't slept or bathed in a month. She looks cracked back! Go holla at her, G.

by greg gonzalez April 3, 2008

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