Closet fascist

An Antifa member.

Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism

by Kayle223212 August 23, 2017

The two guys in the closet

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.

Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

Cancer Close

To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.

"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"

by Pat_the_Cat October 8, 2009

crystal closet

A closet so thinly obscured that it's clearer than glass. It's crystal.

That dude Bob think's he's straight, but he's got a crystal closet.

by Queerxtian December 11, 2016

stupid bitch clause

If a bitch be being stupid, then her man gots the right to punish her.

Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.

by the big juice May 18, 2014

Causeif

The part of skin between your balls and your asshole. Cause if it wasn't there, everything would fall off.

I have a real sweaty causeif after basketball.

He pissed me off so I tried to kick him in the nuts, but hit his causeif instead.

by Schnelly1 October 21, 2008

Closet Pedo

An adult male that jumps out of children´s closets

A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.

by Sinorox February 25, 2019