Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af

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by jeter_derek December 22, 2020

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Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021

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When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

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Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

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by _m1ku_ March 8, 2021

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12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

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