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Band saw

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
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Band for Band

Counting out who has more of a thing. Early stages of competition, or prepping for war. Each counts out there possessions for comparison (i.e, a band of hundred dollars bills), in an effort to present themselves as the would be victor and or dissuade further escalations. The count may also bring to awareness the amount of loss an escalated rivalry may cost.
He threatened you? I'll go band for band.
by Gibyourchon January 2, 2025
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Carmel High School Marching Band

Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.
Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
by cougarprideftw March 21, 2020
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Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery
I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.
by seagull88 September 28, 2011
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You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020
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Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019
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rubber band

person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out

person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016
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