bake bread

To make money

I dont wanna talk, i wanna bake bread.

by puthy longdick May 14, 2021

the baked potato

a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato

adam likes the baked potato

by Wally Zerbuiac August 31, 2005

Steak 'n' Bake

When you go outside to grill up a steak, and while you are waiting/tending to it, you whip out your favorite smoking device and burn some herb.

Stoner 1: "Dude, let's get high before we eat dinner"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why don't we just steak 'n' bake?"

by Ganza June 8, 2011

Baked Alaska

When you are so incredibly high that the only thing you can mutter to your smoking buddy is "I'm baked Alaska". And instantly they know how dank your weed was.

Damn britt I'm baked Alaska

by bell-UH-IZ March 13, 2017

bakers dozen

Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.

My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!

by John2493 February 10, 2010

wake and bake

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bake mobile

When you smoke gangsta in da whip an bake that shit out.

Luke and brandon went off to the bake mobile.
Big O's whip turned into da local bake mobile.

by Sir Smoke-alot June 11, 2006