April 5

April 5 is is national roachs day made by your truly <3

April 5 is a day where we celebrate people who are considered roaches just for fun .

by irmroachs April 5, 2022

April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

April 18

April 18th is the best day, Its mine n my bf anniversary , Ppl tht were born on this day are automatic W's !

Aww, did you see its April 18 they are gettin married !!

by Babyshark223456 April 11, 2022

April 30

The day the fucking prankester was born, never mess with that nigga, he be strong and will screw you up

Damn bro he was probably born on April 30 thats our King

by Dirtycumslut September 6, 2020

April 26

is pinch the annoying friend

Ha it's April 26 I'm going to pinch you Jessica

by hahaiwrotethis April 22, 2021

April 29

Hug someone named Suzanne today

Friend- it’s April 29
Guy- So???
Friend-So you gotta hug suzzane

by Jdjrjdjd April 28, 2022

April 10

whoever is born on this day will be kidnapped

Stranger: when’s your bday
Girl: April 10
Stranger: you getting kidnapped

Girl: a shit

by Anonymoustoooo April 7, 2020