John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son

John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*

by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019

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john westminster

A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.

I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.

by LICN2020 April 28, 2022

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John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).

Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”

by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021

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John Xina

Zhong Xina; someone who enjoys lao gan ma.

ur friend: John Xina loves bing chilling!
u: rlly?
ur friend: yep!
u: ok...

by w10f 🐺 March 27, 2022

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Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.

Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.

by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020

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The most sexiest man you will ever find, he is spoiled in money and has a pretty badass jeep that had a very fucked up volume but if he has his Mexican with him that shit will rock, he also has a badass 3000 laptop and is the coolest man ever, he is also loyal and down for everything except if it has beans or tomatoes

Oh John walter just got to cyber

by Baldie ricardy December 21, 2022

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