Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019

Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have

Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!

by I am smol pp man June 3, 2021

Yes-know-i-don't-know

1 No answer really or 2 .the start of a possible lie. 3. Fear of saying no. 4. Fear of giving the wrong answer. 5 Funny goofy way to avoid the real question.

Did you see anyone you know at the party? Yes-know-i-don't-know

by whittle myself the kind June 25, 2015

you don't poke you stroke

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.

Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke

by kushballer420 January 13, 2017

Don't touch me tall ass!

When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019

Don't be racist I am a building

"don't be racist I am a building"
Is a song that a building sings because he wants people to treat him like other people do, so he tells them not to be racist.

Origin: vine

Man: yo what's the drip bro?
Man2: drippin good bro
Thing3: you guys drippin'?
Man: what the heck are you?
Thing3: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING

by SinMoon February 18, 2021

I don't know how that got there

What you say when you know exactly how it got there, but don't want to get in trouble.

Cop: I found drugs in your purse, ma'am.
Woman: I don't know how that got there!

by frostedsugarplum October 14, 2011