weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Weed-Axe

Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.

Your mom is a Weed-Axe

by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021

weed attacked

When you laugh/blow out while smoking and the weed goes all over the place

Bro, stop making me laugh while I’m tryna smoke this. I’m gonna get weed attacked again.

by BrooooUrNotGonnaBelieve November 1, 2017

willie weed

the amount of weed smoked by willie nelson

yes im white

"you bring dat willie weed''

by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018

weed wacker

slang term for someone who smokes weed a lot, sometimes used derogatorily

''luke is a fucking weed wacker man. I went to his house and his room smelled heavily like weed."

by Bananakittycat July 9, 2025

weed

weed is just onkruid

sam: do you want to smoke some weed with me?
henk: no weed is onkruid man

by slapdoel problems October 16, 2021