the turkey 

a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.

Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.

the turkey by spaceNUGGETS January 17, 2010

Roast Turkey 

Pooping and Vaping at the same time, especially the post-Thanksgiving dump.

Dude, I'm gonna go roast turkeys in the bathroom.

Roast Turkey by supersoapmanz November 24, 2017

jive turkey 

jive-a language used by african americans in the 70s and 80s

turky-which is a girl whos obviously been stuffed alot

conclusion-black slut

damn, that bitch is a jive turkey sucka! yeah ive even stuffed her.

jive turkey by coffee_black August 5, 2010

what it is jive turkey 

It's a black persons words for "Whats Up"

"What it is Jive Turkey?" Nuttin much muh Nukka!!

what it is jive turkey by Chelsie February 21, 2004

awkward turkey 

gesture used in an awkward situation where only one hand is needed... take either hand with all fingers spread as you would when you place your hand on paper to trace and make a turkey, you then begin to wiggle your thumb and thus you have an awkward turkey

me and my friends were walking down the street with drinks in our hands... there was an awkward silence so i completeled and awkward turkey...

awkward turkey by Torey Cranston July 2, 2007

Cold Turkey 

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.

Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.

Cold Turkey by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 8, 2006

Home turkey 

Combination of Home Slice and Jive turkey.. A friend or Person you know well that doesnt tell things how they really are.

"You hear that Home Turkey, trey has been actin a fool?"
"Sup Home Turkey"

Home turkey by Sterhelio July 27, 2004