tokeytokerson

A person who smokes entirely too much pot. The stoner where it is impossible to see them sober, smell them without their fragrance, or see white in their eyes.

I am never smokin' with tokeytokerson again unless I feel like sleepin for the next three days after.

by Tokinmop March 20, 2010

Turkey Huntin

When one drives around aimlessly and smoking pot in the hopes of finding a turkey running across the road

Dude, let's get some bud and go turkey huntin

by perspicace August 7, 2012

turkey turner

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.

will you please hand me that turkey turner

by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

rah, that gally is turkey piff

by piffmandep July 23, 2013

turkey shake

A brown but hole

I have a turkey shake after I poop

by Shaba Lana nazi January 16, 2014

Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.

"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"

by Dagz January 22, 2014