Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
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Home, home

"home home" is basically willber making fun of "basic White moms" or just" Karen's" its a cringy sign that says home, home or "home its like my work but whit kids" or "home sweet home" if you want to hear it shorter it just a cringy sign that is making fun of "basic white moms" its like a ritual you can put your hand on it and say"home home" and it just shows how basic white mom look at the sign in target or in ther kitchen. :)
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Homes

Noun for someone who is just the best there is. Anyone who talks shit or hates on, surely has a little penis or no a 12 year old body.
That guy is my homes!!
by Nieto December 16, 2022
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something is not very interesting, special, or exciting; it's ordinary, unremarkable, or just mediocre
“I went to a new restaurant, but the food was nothing to write home about”
by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025
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stay at home trainee

Stay at home trainee usally a female that is in middle or high school that is trained by thier mother tinned a future stay at home wife. They usually look for the kids with the most money to be thier boyfriends and later in husbands. Stay at home trainees usally wear yoga pants to attract a mate and uggs and a simply southern shirt. They also play in band just in case of they are getting a divorce and are getting kicked out of the house. Sometimes they can be spotted with the popular kids group. Thier main goal is to have a wealthy husband,Mercedes SUV, Louis Vuitton handbag,etc. They also have large breasts and big bootys
Man Allison is such a stay at home trainee I wish I was her!
by Honda_Otaku November 30, 2016
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