Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.

The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.

by zbishop May 19, 2010

Ninja boot

Like camel toe but on a guy. Where you have part of the junk on one side but the rest on the other side.

Hey did you see that guys ninja boot?

Yeah it was a straight up ninja turtle toe

by Pgoats August 13, 2017

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011

Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

Ninja Creamy

When you stick it in it in the ass and cum before they noticed

I ninja creamy this bitch last night

by Ninja TM May 14, 2023

Ninja Queef

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Bunny Ninja

A bunny with rabies and who thinks she is the most violent ninja in the universe. To attack, she will leap into the air, much like a frog, and karate chop you.

Jenna: AHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!
Abhi: Don't scream, it's just the Bunny Ninja. oh wait...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by COWWIEWISDOM March 16, 2013