by schh March 28, 2009
Get the vertical ham sandwich mug.When a rant is so incoherent and filled with so much hard to decipher speech that it sounds like they are chewing a sandwich
David: What the hell I come to work and the first thing that happens is Becky screaming at me I couldn’t even understand what she was saying
Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich
Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich
by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019
Get the Mien kampf sandwich mug.A traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. Served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you ass guacamole the next day.
by assguacy February 11, 2010
Get the ass guacamole sandwich mug.Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
Get the Smoked Meat Sandwich mug.The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.
by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014
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by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010
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