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vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
by schh March 28, 2009
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Mien kampf sandwich

When a rant is so incoherent and filled with so much hard to decipher speech that it sounds like they are chewing a sandwich
David: What the hell I come to work and the first thing that happens is Becky screaming at me I couldn’t even understand what she was saying

Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich
by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019
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ass guacamole sandwich

A traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. Served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you ass guacamole the next day.
that ass guacamole sandwich was really good, it was nice and thick.
by assguacy February 11, 2010
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Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
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Oreo Jizz Sandwich

The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.
''DUDE! My girlfriend just at my Oreo Jizz Sandwich!''
''RIGHTEOUS MAN!''
by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014
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Orlando Nutella Sandwich

it's when a a guy shits as he cums
he shit himself when he cummed I call that an Orlando Nutella Sandwich!
by ihatebts December 31, 2019
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smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere
by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010
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