Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

Noah

The Worst Opening in chess

I USED THE NOAH OPENING AND IT SUCKED

by noahistheworstchessopening April 25, 2023

Noah Patterson

Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too

Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny

by Foreskin Firefighter March 20, 2020

Noah

A lame ass bitch nigga who suck dick for fun

Noah be on dick all day damn nigga what size you want yo helmet to be

by Ultraniggermonkey June 14, 2022

NOAH

A Noah is a cute and handsome boy. You will never want to let go of a Noah. He is sweet and kind and will give you cute looks. He is very interactive and will NEVER ever let you down. You will always blush when he looks at you. He has a kind heart.

You "who is that boy "
Your" friend oh that is Noah"

by Snow Annie January 31, 2020

Noah

A good person, they actually have good humor and are VALID.

He's a noah.

by wrsfWarsfWas4erfvrf November 26, 2020

Noah

When you waste computer storage on useless things

"Dammit, I pulled a Noah!'
"C'mon Dude!"

by Rootin32 September 25, 2021