Pajama Smack

After sleeping 8 hours or a long day in your PJ's you reach into your pants and gather all the sweat under your balls, and proceed to open hand smack someone across the face with your ball sweat lathered hand. For added effect you yell "smack" in a Dave Chappelle esk accent or cadence

You did you slap Dave?
No, no ,no .. when he was asleep I woke him up with a pajama Smack

by anonymous August 8, 2025

Lesbian Smack Day

October 13th. You get to smack a lesbian.

Girl: Look, a lesbian. *smacks her*
Lesbian: what was that for?
Girl: It's Lesbian Smack Day.
Lesbian: okay.

by rams_villager October 12, 2025

Cup n' Smack

When someone does or says something particularly stupid, one pretends to check for a fever as a gesture of false sympathy (or "cupping" their forehead). One then lifts their hand off their forehead and comes back down to smack them in the forehead. Cup 'n Smack is a form of tough love.

My best friend cup n' smacked me after I hooked up with my ex, again.

by the angel of your nightmares * December 17, 2008

11 o'clock smack

If you're up at 11 on a school night, this rule states that your choices become to either whack your dick or go to sleep.

Man, I had myself an 11 o'clock smack last night because I wasn't ready to go to bed.

(talking to prissy girl) Well, it's the 11 o'clock smack, got to go to bed.

by ziggytheman October 23, 2014

dont talk smack

Don't talk shit.

Daiiquon- dat bish ugly af , like oh my lord but her weave poppin doe.

Bonquiqui- dont talk smack about my

bestfriend.

Daiiquon- ....

by xD_xD_xD_xD_ March 30, 2015

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

I'ma smack

To be angry or to want to smack someone

I was at the store and someone took the last easy Mac so I yelled I'ma smack because I am mad and I want to smack him

by Fun llama April 17, 2018