A shorts user is a person who uses YouTube Shorts on a daily basis. They are probably the most annoying and retarded Internet users of all time. They overuse phrases and make fun of anything, like using a retarded and stupid porn joke or calling something slightly weird an Ohio thing. They argue on ANYTHING, whether it's history, politics or opinions. They watch/make stupid and retarded sigma videos, stupid fucking reaction videos or any unfunny videos they can find. Overall, bluepilled annoying mongoloids.
xample 1
Shorts user: The Waffle House has found its new host.
Person: Can you please shut the fuck up?
Example 2
Shorts user: Most normal thing in Ohio 💀💀💀
Person: You're so fucking annoying.
Example 3
Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Shut the fuck up already!
Shorts user: Ur father left to go get milk lmao
Person: I'm done with this platform
Shorts user: The Waffle House has found its new host.
Person: Can you please shut the fuck up?
Example 2
Shorts user: Most normal thing in Ohio 💀💀💀
Person: You're so fucking annoying.
Example 3
Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Shut the fuck up already!
Shorts user: Ur father left to go get milk lmao
Person: I'm done with this platform
by kazakhstantireprices2013 January 25, 2023
A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
by Thelostguy January 19, 2022
Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!
"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"
by Miluvly Uncouth June 07, 2019
What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017