Second amendment

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

by eth0 December 15, 2004

second breakfast

It happens after a very heavy night of drinking when your stomach can't handle your first breakfast and decides you should taste it all over again.

guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.

by Seismo August 4, 2007

Second Amendment

The right to bear arms

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Secondary Spiciness

The spicy hot sensation felt around the rectum that one feels during the poo taken after eating spicy food.

This burrito is spicy now, but its going to be even worse the next time around, its going to involve some serious Secondary Spiciness.

by Cu7 March 4, 2009

secondhand pussy

n. The scent of pussy when smelled on another man's finger, as typically seen among teenage males

Will: Have you seen Adam and George Lee's new handshake?
Curt: No, what's it like?
Will: At the end they get each other's secondhand pussy!

by themissingpearson November 14, 2011

Second Breakfast

The meal you tastefully enjoy after you rip a fat bowl

"I just ripped this fat bowl, time to have my second breakfast"

by Ho Ang July 7, 2020

Second dinner

Sucking your own penis after having a dinner that doesn’t fill you up.

Yo Mikey you having second dinner after that salad?

by 500ToothDinasar May 20, 2021