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The new trend that is ugly and fucking disgusting. The guys wear extremely tight pants, sometimes girls pants and ONLY band tees that are 3 sizes to small. They have long hair and usually straighten it or dye it black. Scene girls think they're hardcore by wearing little girl's bows, skinny jeans, heavy eyeliner and a lot of bright colors. They also have a very choppy and angled hair cut and straighten it everyday and dye it black, bleach blond, streaked with bright colors, or any of those combinations. Scene kids are obsessed with myspace and spend hours getting millions of friends, finding the perfect layout, and uploading and photoshopping their pictures. Scene kids have thousands of friends, most of them being other scene kids. Scene kids also love music and claims that "music is their life". They hate it if non-scene people start liking the bands they like, so they automatically hate that band. Also, if that band EVER goes on the radio, they're not acceptable by the scene kids. Also, scene kids go to "shows". They are exactly like concerts, but a scene kid will NEVER call it a concert. Being scene is like being in a cult because most scene kids only befriend other scene kids and date only scene kids. Overall, scene kids care way too much about how they look and wear the craziest clothes and follow stupid trends.
ZOMG that scene girl on myspace has lyke 10k friends!@$$%&)
by Linda Winfrey June 13, 2008
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scene kid

Same emo, different music. Often persecuted.
For a better idea of a scene kid, see emo for reference.
by SkyWulf October 14, 2009
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Scene Kid

If I were asked to define a "scene kid", normally my answer would be, "A whore (Not necessarily in the prostitute form, although at least 75% of them will have sex with anything that moves.) who enjoys not only making a fool of them-selfself, but making them-self completely devoid of any intelligence, individuality, and having general ignorance of both the musical and written arts (including paintings, drawings, etc.), as well as a complete ignorance to society in general. More than likely this person will drop out of school, or never attend college, and end up with a dead end job at a mall, or whatever public establishment is cool at the time. This person will say "Working at the mall isn't that bad," or something to that effect, however, we all know that this is not true, because while you are wasting your time making minimum wage, the rest of us sensible people will be contributing to society (although it is all quite pointless, seriously, you'll be forgotten in one hundred years regardless of your accomplishments.) and supporting ourselves and our families with our high income. This particular subculture (if it can be called that, I feel 'label' could be more fitting) also enjoys listening to horrible music. (see: Screamo) After all, it is the cool thing to listen to, right?

Personally, I don't give a shit, just stop flailing your arms around and acting like douche bags. Grow the fuck up.
by Notafag321321 August 30, 2009
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cut scene

used to give an alternate, not likely ending to a situation
yo man i just stole 5 grand from john...cut scene you're in a police station
by dats whats up December 21, 2008
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Scene Kid

Any person who razor cuts their hair to an extremity, wears tight clothes, listens to post hardcore bands and tries to adopt a specific genre of music such as electro pop or usually 77 punk music as their own.

Guys usually seem to choose to be "scene" in an effort to get more girls to sleep with them, while at the same time alienating themselves from society because they look gay but are reportedly straight.

Unfortunately myspace has become a breeding ground for these "scene kids" since being a myspace whore and a scene kid go hand in hand.
"Lyke omfg, comment my new picture!, thats all that really matters to me since I get my ass kicked in the real world; on the street like every other scene kid!"
by Adam B0mb August 3, 2007
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scene kids

the biggest arse holes of our time who think they are better than everyone else they claim to be hard core, yet they wont go in a mosh pit because they might wreck their hair what the fuck?!
they care about hair more than life itself they need to sort it out.
they also have myspace which is for fags with crappy names such as Ninjendo and tori riot
OMG Ninjendo, I'm not going in that mosh pit my hair will get ruined. I know I cant go in because I'm a lesbian (when I'm not realy)
"You scene kids are such cocks"
"fuck off we're not scene" (flicks hair back out of eye and back in)
by Pulman December 9, 2008
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the scene

The scene is an eco-system consisting of scene babies, straight-edge kids, hardcore kids, &f.s.d.
The scene babies mainly feed on a plant called Blue Onion (a secret blend of herbs &spices &local bands which started the scene) which they eat because they are vegan. They have sex with only other scene babies &involuntarily have sex with hardcore kids. They serve no real purpose. While the straight-edge kids spend a majority of their time in a coffee shop feeding on coffee beans, they do not reproduce with anyone because it's against their morals. (Their symbol for straight-edge usually consists of three x's "XXX"). Hardcore (aka "hxc") kids are found mainly at Cornerstone &wherever they can pray on the scene babies. Eating scene babies makes them hard, so they reproduce with them first. They don't have much of a purpose, but they do deliver some pretty sweet break-downs. When it comes down to F.S.D. however, they are only found in concert halls waiting on the availability of band members to give them dome. They wear band shirts such as Chiodos &Boys Like Girls while they deliver this dome. Don't get me wrong, they don't reproduce, only give dome.

This system is based on true logic &The Scene is growing rapidly.

(There are also stoners but they're too awesome to put into the scene system with the others)
hxc kid- "Hey are you a scene baby?"
scene baby- "Yeah why are you hxc?"
hxc kid- "Sure am!"
*scene baby runs away screaming*
f.s.d.- "I'm f.s.d. want some dome?"
hxc kid- "Sure do!"
straightedge kid- "that's not right!"

stoner- "those kids from the scene need to smoke a blunt".
by amanda coberly May 15, 2008
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