Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.

Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.

by YeetController December 13, 2014

Smiling at their phone

Smiling at his/her phone: often associated with someone catching feelings.

“Oh my gosh did you see them smiling at their phone? They must be talking to someone they like”

by ItsYaGirlLukes July 8, 2021

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

phone

a magical demon that rapes you while you sleep

man I got phoned

by Lexigirl15 September 17, 2018

Faggot-phone

An apple Iphone thats bedazzled.

Have you seen my faggot-phone. I lost it in Boulder.

by Ghost of Paul Revere November 26, 2023