Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.

Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.

by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019

pack the whip

a game to see how many people you can fit in the car

person1: hey we can only fit 4 people to go to the game and we said we could take you to 7 people
person2: guess we'll have to play pack the whip

by Old Man Williams November 13, 2018

Poland pack

This is when a person refers to stuffing a car with as many people as the car can handle. Like they do in people.

Example. Look at that Poland packed car bro.

by Yo mumbruv May 23, 2019

stealth pack

Potent marijuana that has little to no smell, to prevent being detected by scent.

I had some loud last week but now I got this stealth pack

by Weedteacher December 2, 2017

packing snowballs

Shoving a handful of used condoms up your "other girlfriend's butthole.

"Man, I've been packing snowballs in Tori since Wal-Mart had a grocery section."

by Ginger_fuckwit December 10, 2017

Packing Cake

Hipster slang for noticing a woman with a nice derrière.

Damn did you see Jana in jeans yesterday? She was definitely Packing Cake…

by RegalBeagal April 24, 2023

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023