Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

poo waft

Abbrev. PW The foul smelly breeze created when engaged in a sexual act with a female who is on all fours (see doggystyle) and a change in air pressure results in air being sucked in, and subsequently out, of the anal cavity

"I love the smell of poo waft when she's on all fours"

"How'd you go with Belinda last night?"
"All good - did her doggy, but she had the PW's that would make you faint!!"

by MrCretin April 23, 2014

Poo tang

Eye of penis filled with shit

Oh dear i have a poo tang after slamming that ass

by Serafina86 January 31, 2018

Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering but accurate names for a certain indicted former US President, this is the latest and perhaps the funniest. It’s a combination of a tasty orange drink mix and something that you see and smell in the New York City sewer system.

Tang Poo is trying to be President again. He should know that he couldn’t run a country from the federal lockup - where he might end up.

by anonymous September 4, 2023

Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

Poo Dust

The dust of faecal matter that sprays down ones leg when they are loosey goosey and not wearing underwear therefore spreading poo dust around.

When the fart is so powerful you can taste the poo dust.

by Smasher99 January 27, 2020

skunky poo

poo that smells worse than normal.

person 1: what is that smell

person 2: its skunky poo

by ma dude bra January 29, 2020