The golden 5 enders

Are a series of words which are used to tell someone to shut up in persian. And they are used either alone.or together to emphasize on the level of annoyance that person is experiencing. Sometimes the user would say "ayy" to further emphasize their point. Ex: AYY KOOFT.

Kooft: shut up
Dard: pain
Marg: death
Maraaz: Disease
Zahre mar: snake's toxin

S:so I found out she has herpes
Y: ah man you definitely have herpes now.ha ha ha

S: kooft. Dard. Marg.Maraaz. Zahre mar.

These are the golden 5 enders

by Loooooooooooooooooooooooooo999 April 02, 2019

5 Bro Dude

When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.

Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP

by 5brodude November 18, 2022

Handy Andy 5

When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out

Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d

by Andy’s Da October 26, 2022

September 5, 2023

The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!

Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!

by Nietzschean _in_denial September 04, 2023

STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.

"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."

by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023

channel.5.news

literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.

despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program

omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!

by bruhmoments17 June 22, 2021

exodus 5:4

for thy god will honor thy pussay or else di badussay will be found by thou devil

make sure u have a pussay and not a badussay because of exodus 5:4

by bye313 October 13, 2021