Ninja Bookie
the small time bookmaker that is impossible to find when you win and comes out of nowhere when you owe.
Ninja Bookie by beeb173 September 19, 2012
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Ninjabator
1. One who masterbates without anyone knowing.
2. One who masterbates & has never been caught in the act.
3. One who masterbates & no one has any idea they do so.
2. One who masterbates & has never been caught in the act.
3. One who masterbates & no one has any idea they do so.
Ninjabator by Ejola October 14, 2012
ninja noise
Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
ninja noise by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
ninja bang
To have silent sexual intercourse on the floor with minimal clothes removal, as to avoid discovery of fornication. Usually done by people who still live with their folks or prudish friends.
ninja bang by gothaliciouswithcheeze February 13, 2014
ninja toolbox
when u go down on your lady, have a selection of items and see if you can slide them in without her realising
ninja toolbox by the nugget April 12, 2014
Ninja Dump
To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
Ninja Dump by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014