Matt

A gay nigga who eats his foreskin.

Matt stop eating you foreskin dumbshit.

by littlepp22 January 23, 2019

Matt

A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.

Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Matt

Matt is a little bitch. He somehow has a girlfriend, and we don't know how, either. He's the male equivalent of a basic bitch- wimpy, whiny, and jumps on every trend.

"Fuck Matt, he just went to Starbucks without me!!!1"

"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.

by Getwokescully June 29, 2018

Matt

so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.

Matt is so stupid we to make up a word.

by HI SISTER JAMES AND IAN HERE December 5, 2018

MATT

Matt stands for Man Attracted To Teenagers

That man was looking at my friend and I swear he was such a MATT

by Dr. Poop June 19, 2017

Matt

A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.

Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table

Me: that was you

Matt: oh yeah

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019

Matt

Calls Dogs Leng has a weird dog fetish

Shags Cats
Does Incest

OH wow look at that man hes shagging a dog! it must be a matt

by I'm a fat February 26, 2020