by crypto chad April 3, 2024

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

when a man shoves his pinky into his penis hole and twists it aggressively whilst singing hello by adele
by bensboyfriend May 5, 2023

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.
Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021
