A Luke Murden 

A person who has no control over their bowels.

Better get the hose and bleach out, the last person to sit there was a Luke Murden.

A Luke Murden by Dearhunter September 13, 2011

doing a luke 

hanging around totally intoxicated, hugging strangers or - even worse - friends who are not doing a luke at the moment.

doing a luke also includes moving like a tard and talking gibberish (mostly about their drug use) and almost exclusively applies to young, money whoring guys in the event industries.

Alex: "I'm worried about Dave. I just met him and he did a luke."
Chris: "Yeah, his success went to his head. He should take less drugs and stop doing a luke."

doing a luke by rambozambo July 23, 2010

Legal Luke 

An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.

Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!

Legal Luke by #theCreamyCenter November 12, 2020

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail 

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

Knock him out the box Luke 

The knocking of Darth Vader out of the box.

Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke!

Han Solo: Knock him out!

Knock him out the box Luke by Kreig July 2, 2008

Bapy luke 

a word used to describe lukey because he is a precious bapy :uwu:

Dub: "Bapy Luke must sleep!"
Luke: "PLEASE FUCKING STOP LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE"

Bapy luke by AnthonyPaddleWwqfq October 11, 2020

Tony Luke's

The best Italian South Philly sandwich. The roast pork italian with greens and sharp provelone can kick Pat's and Geno's ass.

I'll have a roast pork Italian with spinich and sharp, and a birch beer. Thanks Tony Luke's!

Tony Luke's by newcomblives September 24, 2006