Jordans

An expensive ass shoe

Whatever you do don't step on his new Jordans

by Flowerpower135 September 2, 2016

jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..

Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.

by SouthAfricanStekkie November 22, 2021

Jordan

A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.

Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair

when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan

by anonymous June 18, 2024

the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

Angelina Jordan

A Beautiful Young Lady Who Norway's Got Talent At 8 Years Old Angelina Jordan Was Born In Norway On January 10th 2006 Angelina Jordan Has A Lovely Singing Voice Angelina Can Really Sing

Angelina Jordan Is Beautiful

by Nick LaRoy January 18, 2025

Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.

A Jordan is not recommended to any girl.

by lingergirl November 24, 2021