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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Jordan

Having a big ass head
by Himothy06 October 20, 2022
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Jordan Barnes

a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.
jordan Barnes is a lover of cock
by A.T.Foxley May 7, 2018
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jordan

jordan hates kabria
jordan hates kabria
by anonymous October 24, 2022
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Angelina Jordan

Angelina Jordan born 10 January 2006) is a Norwegian singer whose audition for the 2014 season of Norway's Got Talent at the age of seven, singing "Gloomy Sunday" in the style of Billie Holiday, became a viral video online and brought her worldwide press coverage.1 She went on to win the competition at the age of eight with her performance of George Gershwin's "Summertime". Since then, she has worked to raise money on behalf of environmental causes and various children's charities. She always performs barefoot, after befriending a young shoeless girl and giving her shoes to her. Jordan later wrote a book about the experience Jordan has released multiple digital singles and EPs, and one full-length album called It's Magic. She appeared on the first season of Little Big Shots in 2016, and the second season of America's Got Talent: The Champions in 2020, where her cover version of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" brought her much attention.
Jordan has lived in the United States since 2018. In August 2020, it was announced that she has signed with Republic Records.2 Her first single under that label, "Million Miles", was released in November 2020.3 Occupation
Singer
Instruments
Vocalspianoguitar
Years active
2014–present
Labels
Republic Records
by Nick LaRoy June 14, 2025
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Pulled a Jordan

Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.

People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"

If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023
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Jordan's

Jordan's are most shoes most niggas have Jordan's are mostly 180$ in size 4 260$ in size 10 most people have more than 1 pair of jordans
Wooo dam them Jordan's fi
by Wooo123 February 14, 2019
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