Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan

I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.

Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Jordan

You can take him out of the ghetto, but you cannot take the ghetto out of him.

“Jordan lives in the suburbs but thinks he’s too hood to use the proper ‘you’re’.”

by amxntee January 21, 2021

pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Jordan

A new type of a word used in social media which means *nigga* - only black people use to call there homies if a white person uses it they are in some deep shit, but thanks to the new word *Jordan* everyone can use the word!

Connor: What is up my jordan?

Terrell: What the fuck did you say

Connor: I can say it due to a new law on social media you fucking Jordan

by hotlineog April 3, 2021

jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.

Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.

by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022

Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2025