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jamsog

When a man (or women) is so lubricated they are considered jammy.

If left too long, they become soggy

And become unable to rotate a donkey
Graham spent so long watching TikTok he got the Jamsog
by EvilBoris DX July 20, 2024
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Jamyson

One real ass nigga. Responsible, humble and respectful. Smart, yet often times a little hot headed. He cares for his friends and family and loves music, basketball, video games and bitches with PHAT OL' ASSES. Always down for a good time and will never turn his back on you. A friend when he's there, and a brother when you need him.
"That Jamyson got his speakers BUMPIN CUH!"

"Jamyson and I were FUCKED UP lastnight, bro."
by alloraricci August 1, 2024
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Jason

Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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jawsome

The term Urban Dictionary collectively decided to fuck over.
Why in god's name is jawsome so hated
by anonymous September 7, 2023
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Jason

Jason is someone that is baye5
Jason you are baye5
by FloRED September 10, 2023
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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.
While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home
by John Lylo September 11, 2023
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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.
While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal
by John Lylo September 11, 2023
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