Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 01, 2015

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh

A very handsome and loving monkey. I would like to fuck his dog, but more so him.

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh is so hot a would love to see him.

by sajkfghdjasf July 17, 2023

dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect

Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill

by October 05, 2023

The 3 days of darkness

Prepare for the end is near

The 3 days of Darkness is close
Its a Worldwide Blackout starting at 12 PM

The 3 days of darkness is near, prepare for the end is near!!

by King of JamaicanDefinitions 2 April 03, 2021

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

Dark Energy

The opposite meaning of clean and green energy.

The oil and petroleum companies have been polluting the planet with their monopoly of dark energy.

by Creativelingo January 17, 2021

dark souls dog

Fuck this fucking piece of shit fucking stupid shit

I got jumped by like eight of these fuckers, I hate dark souls dogs!

by Andre of Astora June 13, 2023