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The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.
by rockman08 August 29, 2006
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A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake…
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.
Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.
*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake…
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.
Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.
*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!
S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?
R: Just one bro! One!
S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...
R: Fuck yeah.
S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?
R: Just one bro! One!
S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...
R: Fuck yeah.
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Person 1: What's a good drinking game?
Person 2: Take a shot every time One Direction makes you want to get hit by a bus
Person 2: Take a shot every time One Direction makes you want to get hit by a bus
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