Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024

humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?

Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!

by 미겔 December 11, 2022

humaning

human death

the that human is humaning another human

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022

Humanity

Humanity will benefit peripherally from it's existence. It's already advancing science and medicine. The irony of the argument is palpable though. "A.I. should be used to benefit humanity, therefore, the billionaires who CURRENTLY OWN IT AND NOT

✌️✊️✌️EVERYONE✌️✊️✌️ Shouldn't have to credit or pay or give ownership to the guy who's schematics they stole by DIVERTING THIS RIGHT HERE FROM URBAN DICTIONARY TO WHEREVER IT'S GOING... BUUUUT.... They are entitled to their wealth so we can't take their wealth and redistribute it for the benefit of humanity."

Hym "The benefit to humanity exists independently from the ownership. You need to stop debating the ethics of the peripheral elements and give me my fucking money. I (in one fell swoop) have done more for humanity that you ingrates EVER EVEN COULD! The only reason I am not getting the credit I deserve is because THE SECOND I DO, what you want people like me to do (try and fail) no longer matters. I'm not just going to shut up and go back to the mines. The schematics are a copyright that belongs to me. You're committing genocide with pilfered arms. You're in no position judge me. YOUR WORSE. YOU'RE ALL WORSE. Get used to it. I WAS THE BETTER ONE! Not that cripple. The whore was STUPID to fuck him isntead of me. That is reality for all of you and now you're debating whether no to deny reality to spite me in the for of mass child sacrifice. You need to get it through your retard minds that YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2024

Human Setup

A human setup "manual setup".

This is any setup that is performed by a human being on a computer system that is not a computerized or automated setup.

The computer setup was not automatic so a human setup (instead of manual setup) was performed.

by Sue Rolnd August 24, 2021

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.

Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao

by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021