the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021
Get the Half-Life 4 mug.What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.
by Observer 777 August 25, 2021
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1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
My half-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 17, 2021
Get the half-third-cousin mug.Basically lots of annoying japs. Other non-jap rich white boys. Middle class people. And people from the ghetto. So it's a great mix. You've got your japs and basically everyone else. Now, everyone else includes black, Hispanic, Indian, Chinese, etc. The black people got their group and so do the Hispanics. Now the rest they just flap around in their little diverse groups. You got drugs and people smoking in bathrooms. Fights here and there. There are really smart kids and really dumb ones. You've got a great variety of middle aged white woman teachers. 2 high schools, 2 middle schools and some elementary schools. Oh and you've got your LGBTQXYZ group, no one really likes them. Even other gay people don't like them. But the rest of the gays and lesbians are aight. You've got your seniors going after the freshman. And rich white people from middle school go to st. Anthonys. No one misses them. Anyways that's basically it, everyone does what they wanna do (for the most part).
by okaythisismynameig November 22, 2021
Get the Half Hollow Hills mug."I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."
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by M_H_B August 10, 2007
Get the half-past gay mug.an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!
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