The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.

"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".

by June of New Haven April 18, 2014

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

a grease

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016

rump grease

An oily, malodorous substance found in the folds and cracks of one's butt. Typically found after a hasty wipe and/or following a rigorous workout routine. Similar to butt cheese or duck butter. Could also be a prime ingredient in the making of truffle butter.

Noun: I itched my butt and retrieved a healthy dollop of Rump Grease.

Verb: My girlfriend Rump Greased my driveshaft. I had to take an immediate shower. It itched for a week.

by Doc184 August 8, 2016

pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."

I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.

by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016