Pussy Glove

A Female Condom, or someone who wears gloves when it's not that cold out.

I'm a pussy glove because I'm wearing gloves and it's 98 degrees out.

by ZaQ of the K-Gang and C-Momma December 28, 2005

Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.

Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!

by Russ05 May 13, 2005

Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

by TheHotPop May 3, 2007

pirate's glory

When a person has no eyeball, and a penis is inserted into that empty eyeball socket and sperm is ejaculated into the empty space. (aka- having sexual intercourse in ones eye.)

Last night, I gave Jane a pirate's glory.
Another Example: It's like having sex in somebody's empty eyeball socket.

by Marie & Katy December 9, 2008

Globulate

The act of deep dunking your balls in another's mouth. Similar to tea bagging but globulated balls are in deep....very deep.

Kate: "I was choking on your nuts there darling."
Steve: "Sorry love, I just had an overpowering urge to globulate!"

by Beadle's Pen May 3, 2010

global sense

From the book, GLOBAL SENSE, by Judah Freed (an update of Thomas Paine's "Common Sense."). Term is used when an idea or action makes common sense from a global perspective. If everyone on earth thought or said or did that thing, the outcome would be good for the world.

Buying a hybrid car makes global sense. Eating food filled with preservatives does not make global sense. Mindful self rule makes global sense. Giving in to our authority addiction does not make global sense. Nonviolent social protest makes global sense. Violence and war does not make global sense. Promoting genuine democracy through self-restraint makes global sense. Imposing so-called "democracy" by force does not make global sense.

by A Word Fan August 23, 2006

globulars

After not having sex for a long time semen will often clump together forming little jelly balls similar in appearance to topioca pudding.

I hadnt fucked in over a month, my balls were blue and sore...when I finally came on Sallys face I was astonished at the sheer amount of globulars.

by Nova69 November 29, 2006