gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

by jarrhead June 7, 2011

Gay Oyster

A "gay oyster" is another name for a jello shot, which are commonly served at gay bars. Since these jello shots are served in single-serving plastic cups with lids, consuming one is like eating an oyster. You open the lid, loosen the shot from the cup with a finger, and then slurp it down. When a gay oyster is combined with champagne, it is called a royal oyster.

Barb had her first gay oyster at the gay bar in Seattle.

by writerpunk August 10, 2016

gay ghosting

When a singer in your band makes hoos and ahhs that doesn't harmonize with the rest of the band.

Did you hear that crap he was gay ghosting the hell out of that song.

by doughnuthole January 14, 2016

Retail gay

A typically flamboyant gay man that works in retail. Usually a retail gay will say something like "I work in the fashion industry for Nordstrom" this translates to "I fold clothes and sell designer clothes at Nordstrom for a living."

My friend tried to set me up with the only other gay person she knows, a retail gay that works at the MAC counter.

by TheCorporateGay March 7, 2016

Sugar gay

A christian man with blonde hair and blue eyes who is so emo and loves his guitar so much his dick gets hard.

Bro that man is so godly he is sugar gay.

by Benis28 March 5, 2019

Gay Cow

a gay person that acts like a cow
(Aka Philip and Miller)

Miller and Philip are Gay Cows.

by yfucsgvcsagh January 11, 2019

the universe gay

The most devastating ur mom gay. You cant say no u. All you can do, is die a sad life.

Bastard: ur granny tranny
You, an intellectual: the universe gay

by Bleach Bottle January 23, 2019