Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Friend of Dorthy

Older slang term that means someone is gay

Well she's a friend of dorthy!

by snapdrag January 5, 2022

Roomba friend

The friend introduced to your group by one of the extroverted serial introvert adopters that just hangs around for a while and you get attached to it and it just feels wrong when they’re not there.

Jack was the roomba friend.
Veronica pulled him into our friendgroup and now it feels wrong without him there.

by Local__Stupidity January 12, 2022

Good Friend

Dylan.

Dylan is a good friend.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022