Ethan

Ethan’s also have a huge ass that is perfect to grab

Cody “hey did you see Ethan’s ass?”
Ian “yea it’s huge!!”

by Sasha27 October 5, 2021

Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.

Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.

by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020

Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

Ethan boyfriend

Avery is Ethan's boyfriend

Ethan boyfriend is hot

by ppbigD69 January 13, 2022

Ethan

a vulgar slur for the most disgusting degenerate piece of shit that has ever graced the planet

A-Who is that?
B-oh that’s Leo, he’s a total Ethan
A-oh god, he probably has no father

by Esterr64 August 11, 2022

Ethan

Being "Ethan" is equal to being underdeveloped in the frontal cortex.

Guy1: You're so ethan
Guy2: inki pinki ponki

by Kjydlonge March 11, 2024

Ethan Ruano

Won’t let anyone post memes in #general

Why won’t Ethan Ruano let me post memes in #general?

by Rustyboi5506 May 23, 2022