Dylan

Fastest cock known to man

Just got dylaned ow

by Sausage boy 668686 July 17, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.

Why is he acting like a Dylan

by Trapgoose November 23, 2021

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan

Very cheeky and chatty and is very and is always not listening.He is a nice friend who you can be happy with.

"Is that Dylan? Yea lets play with him, he is a bit annoying but who cares."

by Praaaaatik July 7, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is a good looking boy, cute, loving person. He will fall in love with a fifth or sixth grader.He loves football but plays basketball . Dylan is brave and always gets girls attracted to him. He is very hot and sexy.

Dylan is tall

by Khalid better May 19, 2019

Dylan

A boy who sometimes talks about other guys dicks. Most likely inbred. Enjoys messing around with family members especially cousins. Dylan is also swear that they have a big penis but have no proof to back it up.

Dylan is such a dadpa.

by Dadpadylan January 14, 2018

Dylan

A Total meanie buttface

Me: Dylan play with me

Dylan: No
Me: stop being a Dylan

by anonymous January 4, 2024