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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
by quietbanana October 6, 2022
mugGet the Check's in the mailmug.

reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
i pulled a reality check on him.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
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invenTORY check

A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.
Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.
by QuacksO November 15, 2024
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Legacy Check

An obstacle of substantial magnitude that could have potential life altering effects wether failed or succeeded
This weeks math test is a legacy check
God has given my yet another legacy check
by breezus. March 5, 2023
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Rib Check

During the act of sex, the male punches the female in her ribs causing her to clench.
Nah dawg, that girl right there hadda get rib check.
by Toolmeezy February 18, 2025
mugGet the Rib Checkmug.

PIPI POPO CHECK

You say it to a person when they stink
Ewwww you smell like pipi popo check
by The Real Gay Nigger February 13, 2025
mugGet the PIPI POPO CHECKmug.

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